I have some crazy ass friends. Security,Oh Wee, polo, MP, Willie B, etc. The squad pretty deep. They’re always saying crazy shit so I need to share them with you. These are all true too
“If she asks about a condom I just turn the lights off then lie and tell her I got one on and BOOM”
“I think I was supposed to be a trained assassin because my mom gave me a single letter for my middle name”
“The best vagina is the one with that belly flap over it. Always warm”
“I’m only fucking women that work minimum wage jobs so I can be the highlight of her day”
“I want some pussy with some stank on it”!
“I mean I may have burned her. But she didn’t text me back so we’re even”
“I only trust average looking women. They’re afraid to be ugly
“I only have one letter for a middle name”
“Yea I was late to work today but Freeman eat ass”
“Look at the tail on that whale!”
“That bitch chuckled when I said I was calling the cops. She must be insane. Hearty chuckle from the gut”
“Only soft niggas use shampoo nigga”
“She stole two left shoes from me my nigga. Not a pair two different left shoes. What kind of motherless child does shit like that”
“Any man that calls his mom “ma” probably looks at her butt when she cooking”
“I mean I fucked her. But if she tell anybody I’ll swear on my life I didn’t”
“I might be wrong. But the fact I can whip your ass gives me that right”
“Fuck fat joe. Lean forward and I’ll knock you out”
Pt.2 coming soon
Comedy.
LOL, damn fools